I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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