..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
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