the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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