i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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