At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
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