WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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