The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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