yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Randomize
