Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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