just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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