But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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