dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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