I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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