dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize