I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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