Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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