ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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