happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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