Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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