haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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