Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Randomize
