How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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