I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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