Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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