I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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