For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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