Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I licked your asshole in confidence.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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