Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
She is in my trunk
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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