i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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