i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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