so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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