hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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