part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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