I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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