So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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