I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
