The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I am mentally ready for anal.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
