They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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