he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I love having hate sex.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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