STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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