Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I need to stop coming to work sober
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Use "feeling words"
Yay
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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