I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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