singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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