why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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