let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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