So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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