Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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