Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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