Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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