I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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