Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

you still trying to smash that chick?

(1-248): View more from Michigan

it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober

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(415): View more from California

JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP

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(317): View more from Indiana

i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants

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(818): View more from California

what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.

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(650): View more from California

I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?

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(540): View more from Virginia

You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.

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