You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Mom said you looked used
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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