I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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