Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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