Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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