sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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