Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Say something about gay babies.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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