youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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